whothehellissalena on tiktok 30.5.2023 I’m talking way too much about @Käärijä , but it’s a fact.
I’m a fan as well. But there are so many other great songs, I’ve been listening to🫣❤️

radiant-sunlight-blueberry asked:

Jeretoniinia

teal-skull answered:

Jeretoniinia? No perkele, kyllä täältä pesee:

Jeretoniini (subsantiivi) [ˈjereˈtoni:ni]

Mielihyvää tuottava kemikaali, joka virtaa aivoissa, kun ajattelee vantaalaista räp-artistia Jere Pöyhöstä eli Käärijää esimerkiksi katsomalla kuvia ja videoita, joissa hän hymyilee tai nauraa. Jeretoniinia voi saada myös kuuntelemalla Käärijää. (Liittyviä sanoja: Kts. Käärityt aivot.)

Esimerkit:

“Mul on puutetila Jeretoniinist.”

“Mielenkiintona Jeretoniini, ja Tumblr.”

(Alla joitain mun screenshotteja, jotka voisivat antaa Jeretoniinia)

Ja lopetan tämän postauksen kaupallisiin tiedotteisiin: Jerenix, on Jeretoniini...

A photoshoped adverticement for a medicine labled Jeretonix 23 mg with a green background. Smiling Käärijä is edited at the side of the medicine jar. The big text reads: "Hirttääkö kiinni? Voi olla puutetila Jeretoniinista!" A smaller text at the bottom of the image reads: "Varoitus: Ei sovellu alle 18-vuotiaille. Sivuoireina voi esiintyä sydämentykytystä, huimausta, paidattomuutta, glögiriippuvuutta, puheen sammaltuneisuutta, silmien karsastusta sekä pakonomaista tanssimista."

yandere-angela:

Nagoya court rules not recognizing same-sex marriage unconstitutional
A Japanese court on Tuesday became the country's second to rule that the lack of legal recognition of same-sex marriage is unconstitutional,
Japan Today
marriage equality in nagoya!

(via cosmomoore)

witchern:

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writers shouldn’t need to go on strike – but when we do, we’re funny as fuck.
some of my personal faves, taken from a longer twitter thread by jenny yang. learn more about the strike here.

(via cosmomoore)

Last summer Lady failed to leave a note for this summer Lady saying the box fan is broken

This was certainly a pair of posts in a row

ladyyatexel:

My cousin sent me a tiktok today about not taking people gay people to the gym and showed a person on a treadmill zooming in on a screen featuring Johnny the homicidal maniac fanfiction and him sending that to me not only came for my throat but like actively slit it and disemboweled me while it was in the area, I am bleeding out

For clarification, if you are here for something else, which is statistically most likely, I am arguably most known for writing JTHM fanfiction. A rewritten version of it I did in last few years is 333 thousand words.