bitchwasagna:

My pet: *literally does absolutely nothing*

Me: babe get the camera babe shes so cute look at her can you believe it what a sweet angel i have never seen such a pure form of true beauty i-

(via murderduck2)

trufflesmushroom:

trufflesmushroom:

wait isnt gender over today

buh-bye now

(via optimysticals)

ladyyatexel:

Me looking for the number for my physical therapy place

My phone suggests findagrave.com

😬

I am on findagrave frequently but like

There’s not even an f in my therapy place’s name

I also can’t get anyone to pick up the phone there, hi hello my spine? Is fucked? Please therapize it?

I don’t have money to pay the copay but oh well I’ll figure it out! I’m suffering and would rather be in debt than not be able to walk far enough to … anything, really.

nehirose:

wit-expansion:

📹 IG : ohataku0716

oh holy shit

(via propheticfire)

Me looking for the number for my physical therapy place

My phone suggests findagrave.com

😬

unpretty:

ALT

caspar milquetoast circa 1940 faring better than some fic readers in 2022

(via dollsahoy)

thatsbelievable:

Let’s all just

verwirrteschnecke:

ladyyatexel:

Found Vector’s coat in doll form online and it is challenging not to purchase it

I want to make a doll of that troll haired motherfucker so bad

Purchase it

I DID, it was 2 dollars haha