As a matter of public service I am going to inform you of a few things:

September 1st is my birthday, please have all your offerings of wealth and fame ready at the top of your dash. I will also accept boxes of Cracklin Oat Bran and old dolls from your mom’s attic. Also maybe spinal surgery? If you have that lying around.

Anyway.

The day before my birthday is the birthday of a dumbass Yu-Gi-Oh guy I like. I might draw a picture.

The day after is the birthday of my super favorite Yu-Gi-Oh guy, I will definitely make a picture.

Exactly a week before is the birthday of my dad who is a dick, so feel free to just, like, think bad thoughts at him that day. He deserves it I Promise. Just like the person who stole my fucking food stamps.

September 1st is also the start of spooky season for people who are not like me and don’t celebrate all year. I may celebrate by seeing if Target is selling the same batwing kitty Pyrex dishes again.

It is also Eurovision New Year’s Day. People who care a lot about Eurovision will be celebrating the birth and potential of all new songs for 2023. You will see Verka Serduchka.

You can see how it would be necessary for me to inform you of all of this highly charged information in advance. I like to go into things prepared I thought perhaps you would also.

thatsbelievable:

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A Yugioh Big Bang @ygobigbang Bonus :)

Gift art for @scattered-irises and bloody fairy tale killer Vector ☆

you can’t even see the color anymore but you should know I colored his eyes with a grape scented gel pen

Check out the work ongoing and the other artists:

tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023:

there will be blood? like. you promise?

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sarpedon:

sarpedon:

sarpedon:

ive worn heart shaped glasses for almost 4 years and they are just like my Thing and i love them so much and so often people will say shit like Oh Id Love To Wear Something Like That But I Could Never Pull It Off and like… babe no one can theyre heart shaped glasses u dont wear them to look flattering or stylish or whatever u wear them to make ur soul happy

stop worrying about whether u look Nice and start worrying about whether u look like You

i didnt articulate it well so i just wanna clarify. the point of this post was not “fuck the haters wear what you want” it was “fuck the idea that clothes and accessories exist to make you look good they should exist to make you happy”

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uss-trashboat:

I thank my father for saying this every goddamn time he walks in on me watching Star Trek…

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jvlianbashir:

The promenade will be closed today due to Quark having the zoomies.

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luisonte:

El día en que casi atrapais a Jack Sparrow

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murielsweating:

I’ve been thinking about “you can’t pin joy like a moth” all day.

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