Some days I have brain for a single task, but unfortunately “choose a task” counts as a task.
1970 Mattel Barbie advertisement.
I am so fried, I feel like I am trying SO HARD and yet doing nothing
Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about
No, fuck. Chiropractors
Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist
(via love-lays-bleeding)
I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds.
1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward
2. then magically heals itself
3. the triceratops walks right through the wall
4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear
5. both tables disappear
6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over
7. two people clipping into running without any transition
8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table
9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip
10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip
11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad
I miss traditional 2D animation… 3D CGI doesn’t get you masterworks like this
(via propheticfire)
Jobs that pay minimum fucking wage shouldn’t be allowed to dictate anything about your appearance
We pay you the bare minimum we legally can but for some reason we think we can force you to change everything about yourself that we don’t like
(via propheticfire)
