faustandfurious:

faustandfurious:

faustandfurious:

faustandfurious:

faustandfurious:

faustandfurious:

anthropologists shining a light into our cave and extrapolating from that one horse plinko meme someone threw in their general direction (x)

What’s up, fellow tumbler users?

any kid born after 1997 can’t write, all they know is eeby deeby, horse plinko, use the tumblers and lie

you’re in her dms. i’m blorbo from her shows. we are not the same

The worst takes you find on tumblr dot com are still better than all the Serious Thinkpieces written about tumblr dot com and posted on other websites

We are having fun in the clown container. You are writing five-paragraph essays about Bobo the Fool and calling it journalism.

(via love-lays-bleeding)

If you are in my angstshipping cult circle, you get surprise access to the secret texts

hbizzzle:

(via tinsnip)

yugiohdilf:

tag yourself

(via sturionic)

bakorrra2:

Do it for them

(via justapalspal)

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

@propheticfire

(via 23-tiny-wishes)

micro-usb:

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

(via cicerothewriter)

ambienkitchen:

“what do we do about people who fake disabilities to get ssi” we throw them a fucking party for pulling off the most difficult and unrewarding grift of all time. literally i don’t care

(via cicerothewriter)

saxifraga-x-urbium:

plain-flavoured-english:

Your purpose in life is not to love yourself but to love being yourself.

If you goal is to love yourself, then your focus is directed inward toward yourself, and you end up constantly watching yourself from the outside, disconnected, trying to summon the “correct” feelings towards yourself or fashion yourself into something you can approve of.

If your goal is to love being yourself, then your focus is directed outward towards life, on living and making decisions based on what brings you pleasure and fulfillment.

Be the subject, not the object. It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. You are experiencing life. Life is not experiencing you.

Thank you this is the first post about self love that hasn’t made me want to throw things

(via theladyem)