cosmomoore:

woppy42:

I Am Hungry But None of the Abundant Food Items Available to me Appeal to the Whims of my Appetite and Therefore I Shall Starve: an unfortunate saga

Or the sequel, I guess I’ll eat [fill-in-the-blank] and end up feeling unsatisfied.

faerierenaissance:

Not to sound Romantic or anything, but I too have a striking fascination with the irrational, the demonic and the grotesque.

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dollsahoy:

memewhore:

myguiltyotpleasures:

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Today’s button cuts!

lazarus-quinn:

it’s kind of hard to make out the shapes in these but I guess that’s kind of the point? I’ll do a more fun photoshoot later but I finished Confetti Amadeus!!

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ilarual:

runcibility:

funnytwittertweets:

everyone tag your newly discovered genders

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vonlipwig:

wilbursoot-brainrot:

quinn-tessent1al:

dappermouth:

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

The replies to this post are fucking hilarious

@bigbraveboop

I am once again posting my ever-growing collection of towns that sound like PG Wodehouse characters:

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inoffizielles-deutschland:

snow-white-shadow:

scuttling-skeletons:

gayagendaofficial:

useless-germanyfacts:

love who u love ❤🇩🇪

Mum, Dad… I’m German

Happy pride month!

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