I found me some delicious chocolate today. Unfortunately I have a tummy ache now, I should have known…
Your problem is that you can’t appreciate good chocolate. If you were cultured enough, evolved enough, to properly digest the chocolate, well, you wouldn’t have had a problem, would you? Really, the fault is entirely on your side. If you were only capable of truly understanding what this chocolate did for you, you’d build it a goddamned statue.
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS who ate my CHOCOLATE??? Had my NAME ON IT and EVERYTHING >:(
A true victory is to make your enemies see that they were wrong to oppose eating chocolate in the first place. To force them to acknowledge the greatness of your chocolate.
STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!
