forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men
rest in peace real character and average american man mail jeevas
the real american men and women of death note taken STRAIGHT from the manga
Are you looking for a gorgeous, friendly, impossible mess of a void cat and have a home where you have no other pets? Boy have I got the guy for you!
Meet Etrigan, a 10yo DSH and one of the sweetest, goofiest voids I’ve ever met.
We are in the Tulsa, Oklahoma area and can drive 3 hours one way to place him.
Right now, in-person meetings at our home aren’t possible, unfortunately, but if you are nearby we could let him visit your place.
He needs a new home because he doesn’t get along with his brothers and is desperately unhappy here, and this has manifested in recent aggressive behavior. In a home without other pets, he would be fine.
He also has some tummy issues and is on prescription food to try to help control it.
He comes with all his shots, a clean bloodwork panel and bill of health, and exhaustive vet records going back to his adoption at a few months old. His tummy issues and a kittenhood respiratory infection aside, he has and always has had excellent health.
First, the good:
He will cuddle you in bed or lay in your lap as long as you will let him. His favorite snuggle is the Leg Hole. If you sit down and you put your feet together or loosely cross your legs, he will plunge awkwardly into your crotch with an enthusiasm that you have probably never experienced. It’s actually quite charming, although sometimes he burps.
He fetches eagerly, although not always well. He’s extremely playful and energetic and loves puzzle toys and activity trays and feather wands.
If you give him a window in the bedroom, he will sit so that the sun strikes him. Then he will carry all the light and all the hope of the morning to you in his fur, without you even having to get out of bed.
He loves to be sung to. His favorite songs are Asleep at Last by the Wailin’ Jennies, and Forever Young. Not the Rod Stewart one, the other one.
He has one naked heel, in the back, where the gods dipped him in the River of A**holes. There is usually one white hair on his forehead.
The downsides:
He is aggressive with other cats and is not cut out for a rowdy household with kids. He must be an indoor cat, no exceptions.
He is a food thief and trash bandit. Just be prepared for his EXTREME food-seeking behavior. He will go after food you wouldn’t expect. Like grape stems or tomatoes or lettuce. You will need to store things in the fridge or a latched pantry. He can open drawers.
And he’s a pooper. At least twice a day, every day, he considerately lets you know very stinkily and with many loud farts, that he is not constipated. Isn’t that nice?
He requires an enormous litter box, possibly with a Popemobile splash guard. Sometimes he poops outside the box, but that may be related to the considerable amount of stress that he is under having to share the house with four other cats he absolutely despises.
He’s been checked by our vet, who can find no reason for him to be the worst pooper ever. He needs a specialist, which we can’t afford.
Then there’s his hair-trigger anal glands. If you put pressure on the backs of his thighs, he sometimes releases something that smells like Satan’s Taco Bell shits. The vet thinks if his tummy issues could be improved, more solid poops would help him stop violating the Geneva Convention’s policy against chemical warfare. I’m not sure. I think it’s just who he is as a person. You learn to work around it.
So that’s our guy. A guy I love so much I can’t stand it. And because I love him, I need to rehome him
Reaching the decision to re-home him has been agonizing. We have tried meds. We have worked with the three-vet team at our clinic, and with two feline behavior specialists, and they all agree, as do we, that the best thing for him is to put him with someone new who can look after his needs better. He is so desperately unhappy right now. And we are desperate to help him.
So please, if you could spread the word so we can find him a good home? And if you think you can handle his issues and be that good home, please message me.
All I ask is that you care for him, sing to him, give him a good window and a lot of play, and keep him by your side. What any cat deserves, even a blasphemous food-stealing shit-cannon like him.
PM me here or email at naamah@gmail.com, and we can discuss getting you hooked up with your very own…whatever this is.
