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cosmictuesdays asked: I was wondering about the Narn today, for no good reason. SETTING ASIDE how odd it is for the males to carry the baby, since evolution selects against negative traits and it'd have to be a HUGE thing for that to be an advantage - serial pregnancies made easier by labor division? how would that even begin? - could copulation with a gravid female and the ensuing hormone exposure prepare a male for pouch-work? AND I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE GODDAMN SHOW YET. I BLAME YOU.

I’m so fucking proud of you. 

I think we’ve all been dealing with pouch Narns like, ‘okay, seahorses are a thing.  I can dig, I can dig’, but it does present an issue like you’re saying - just what made “one parent hangs onto fertilized egg for a while, and then we pass it back to another parent” a “Yes, good” in the eyes of evolution?  It’s a weak spot that seems really risky in it’s lack of self-containment. 

I mean, labor division kind of seems almost plausible as a thing? Narn just seem so robust, so even though I really want to say that maybe it’s just too taxing for one Narn to be pregnant for a while and then also have to divert body resources to feeding a child, it doesn’t really make a whole bunch of sense.  

  On a mildly related note, I like this kind of idea that because of this set up, Narn would see the burden placed on Humans and other species who carry babies and feed them with the same body to be pretty extraordinary, like, ‘You mean you carry it the whole time, and then it’s also YOU who feeds it?  What has your partner done?’  They could see this as just a ridiculous level of personal resources taken from one body, when, in their set up, half that amount could be taken from two.  


it could literally be like, they ALL have pouches, but i get the feeling the show was going for the seahorse thing.


i keep reading your description at the end there with serial pregnancies and exposure to hormones and I just keep thinking there’s like an unending chain or something in that case, like someone always has to be pregnant or something?? which sort of puts more chips in the ‘they probably live in groups’ pile

There is so much stuff here.    Congrats on coming down this rabbit hole with literally no investment in the subject matter, wow.

The literal problem is that these aliens were written by Humans. In the 90s. 

Oh yes, no feet was a huge problem. I think I’ve resisted also partly because I’m still catching up on Monsters, plus I kind of ended up with Ever Afters too… <_<

Yeah, peg feet is a deal breaker for me, for sure.  

Mostly, I’ve just been buying Monsters, so I’m not breaking any kind of doll bank or anything.  The last doll thing I bought was actually the tiny Glam Rock Ambassadors who went with me to Gallifrey.  

I bought the original Ever After Maddie, but I find everything else in that line too dull for me.  They’re too fairy tale, she says of a doll line made to be about fairy tails, haha.

I’m a Monster woman, for sure.   I like things that look unsettling and shocking and not super traditional, and Ever After is too traditional for me.   I had to repaint my Maddie before I was happy with her.   They also all have weird moon face to me, I don’t know.  Are there no other molds???  

I do love their larger hips, though, and some of the ideas are super clever.


Overall, the quality of the Equestria Girls dolls is not even remotely the level of MH or EAH, so unless you have a Mohawk Epiphany like I did, I wouldn’t be too worried about keeping them on your radar.

Dude that’s totally a rainbowdash doll omg it must be a newer rockin rainbow line…

Haha, yeah, I know who she is.  She was generally my favorite when I watched the show.  I’ve collected My Little Pony since I was three years old, so I have like literally over 300 of them, haha.  This was a weird addition, but I had to do it, just fucking look at that.

Meanwhile, she came with a clip of hair, and I’m … really not sure where they mean for it to go. 

It’s the ‘Rockin’ Hairstyle’ line, apparently?  This one is specifically marketed as ‘hell yeah, this doll has a mohawk’.  I’m so down.

Look at this thing though? I just had to. Look at this thing though? I just had to. Look at this thing though? I just had to. Look at this thing though? I just had to.

Look at this thing though? I just had to.

someone:
watch your language
me:
oh, fuck, sorry
Don’t listen to it, Lady. If you can you definitely should. Just don’t show to your mom then, I guess?

Oh, god, it’s not like my mother knows 70% of what I get up to in fandom anyway.  I don’t even do anything that extreme or weird and I’d be utterly mortified.  We’re safe from my mother’s influence, it’s my own brain’s shame passenger that keeps me from making most things  But we’re getting better!

Most of that is food anyway? What kind of doll?

Alas not a Monster High one, because the remaining ones I want that are out now right my dad bought for me for Christmas, but never gave to me and I really try to avoid him as much as possible, so I don’t know what is going on there, but he’s ruining my collecting a little.  So they’re sitting there as purchased on my Amazon list and I know that the moment I buy them myself, he’ll mail them to me or something.  

ANYWAY, what I did buy was a fucking Equestria Girls doll.   I avoided those for several reasons for a really long time, with the biggest reason being that they had no feet.   Fuck that noise.

Well, now they have feet AND this Rainbow Dash one has a mostly shaved head and a rainbow mohawk and her eyes appear to be bleeding lightning bolts, so. 

So I kind of had to.  It was like a moral obligation.  

I don’t see myself buying many or any others in the future, though if this one turns out well, I think I’ll pick up Fluttershy too because I thought she looked really cute until I picked up Rainbow Dash and was filled with sudden and shocking need.

Photoshop crashed and took the drawings I made last night of Londo seriously contemplating an envelope with it.  Alas.

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