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stridersknowbest:

how do draw good

  • fill 14 sketch book
  • bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
  • do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
  • draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
  • member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
  • d ont stress friend all is well
  • your art is hot like potato crisps
  • don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
  • if they do
  • eat
  • them

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god i keep trying to figure it out like

‘Is it just UNDER the sternum?  Can you fold a Narn like an envelope?”

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londo-mollari:
“Delenn has been clutching this piece of lettuce to her chest for the entire opening of this scene
She’s just been holding it in the background, staring at it in confusion as the camera pans past various extras
All that is on...

londo-mollari:

Delenn has been clutching this piece of lettuce to her chest for the entire opening of this scene

She’s just been holding it in the background, staring at it in confusion as the camera pans past various extras

All that is on Garibaldi’s plate is a similar piece of lettuce

ladyyatexel I can’t tell if this is worse than the grape giraffe

Delenn is used to ceremonies where eating anything is deeply significant.  She’s waiting for a cue to eat this thing properly.  Everyone assumes this is the Traditional Minbari Vegetable Hesitation and has not given her the all clear.  

Garibaldi is just waiting for them to put real food on his, like a lettuce wrap or something.  “It’s just decorative, right? No one eats this, right? It’s like parsley or some shit, yeah?”

londo-mollari:
“ladyyatexel:
“londo-mollari:
“ladyyatexel:
“londo-mollari:
“LOOK AT THIS WOMAN’S HAT
”
what the actual fucking everything in this screencap
grapes or something attached to what? a potato? shaped vaguely like some kind of...

londo-mollari:

ladyyatexel:

londo-mollari:

ladyyatexel:

londo-mollari:

LOOK AT THIS WOMAN’S HAT

what the actual fucking everything in this screencap

grapes or something attached to what? a potato? shaped vaguely like some kind of animal?

g’kar’s fruit hat looks woefully normal now

what the fuck even

The contrast of the candles and chandeliers and statues with the fucking grape giraffe thing is killing me

On a serious note though it’s really interesting that Centauri parties like this one and the one in Soul Mates don’t have fancy food, but actually seem to have mostly things like bread and fruit

Also there is literally a table with nothing on it but that candelabra, like, it’s not practical to sit there, nothing else is sitting there with it, no can eat there, it’s just in the middle of a perfectly lit room, burning away.  Someone set out that table JUST for putting that candelabra on it.

Maybe this party is like a wedding reception - primarily finger foods with one extremely sparse meal somewhere in the middle of it.  I like the idea of this just bread and fruit being a thing, though.

Isn’t real proper fruit sort of hard for them to get on B5?  or certain naturally grown foods anyway? Maybe this is Londo showing off that he can afford to fill the party with so much fruit that they make fucking animal sculptures from it.

Oh, you could be right about the fruit thing. Grape giraffes as a status symbol.

The candelabra table though, God. I also just noticed that there are loose apples lying on the main table. Just lying there, not in a bowl or anything. This is such a wasteful party. 

And Vir’s not even changed his clothes for it. In fact, I’m pretty sure Vir wears the same awful blue outfit throughout all of season one. Londo’s dressed horribly too, actually. That brown vest really isn’t working for him.

Nothing says Expensive Alien Party like grape giraffes.  Londo Mollari: Man Of Class. 

In Londo’s feeble defense though, he’s wearing his fancy vest and the weird half-vest that goes even over THAT for full court dress, so the implication is that he actually got super jazzed up for this party and dressed in full ambassadorial whatsit, but has already degenerated to being sans cape and coat, AND is drunk enough to not care that the extra layer of vest really looks pretty terrible without the coat to balance it.  I’m pretty sure those aren’t meant to be worn without all the other layers.

Not that any of this makes the rest of the party make any fucking sense.  I kind of like the food just littered around the table for some reason.  It’s either symbolic, people are drunk, or both. 

(via theremharths)

londo-mollari:
“ladyyatexel:
“londo-mollari:
“LOOK AT THIS WOMAN’S HAT
”
what the actual fucking everything in this screencap
grapes or something attached to what? a potato? shaped vaguely like some kind of animal?
g’kar’s fruit hat looks woefully...

londo-mollari:

ladyyatexel:

londo-mollari:

LOOK AT THIS WOMAN’S HAT

what the actual fucking everything in this screencap

grapes or something attached to what? a potato? shaped vaguely like some kind of animal?

g’kar’s fruit hat looks woefully normal now

what the fuck even

The contrast of the candles and chandeliers and statues with the fucking grape giraffe thing is killing me

On a serious note though it’s really interesting that Centauri parties like this one and the one in Soul Mates don’t have fancy food, but actually seem to have mostly things like bread and fruit

Also there is literally a table with nothing on it but that candelabra, like, it’s not practical to sit there, nothing else is sitting there with it, no can eat there, it’s just in the middle of a perfectly lit room, burning away.  Someone set out that table JUST for putting that candelabra on it.

Maybe this party is like a wedding reception - primarily finger foods with one extremely sparse meal somewhere in the middle of it.  I like the idea of this just bread and fruit being a thing, though.

Isn’t real proper fruit sort of hard for them to get on B5?  or certain naturally grown foods anyway? Maybe this is Londo showing off that he can afford to fill the party with so much fruit that they make fucking animal sculptures from it.

(via theremharths)

doidles:

one of my friends wanted to see a steven universe amv set to “dance apocalyptic” by janelle monáe and i thought, hey that sounds like something i could make

so i put together this little video to commemorate the incredible first season!

(via wufflesvetinari)

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