Meanwhile I might have found some dresses for pictures of garbage

I’m looking at my notifications and the mynoise.net post has not once looked like it did not say mayonnaise

Man, yeah, waking up because of crushing pain in my uterus and with my medication apparently at work is my favorite thing! Yay~ *sparkle text*

I found some less effective stuff, so now I just lie here like a loser for an hour until it sort of half works, I mean wow, does this sound like fun or what

Actual sentence spoken aloud to myself at two in the morning: Can you put a vest over a dress? That would hide tentacles.

I need to look at this all again tomorrow.

londo-mollari:

A proper Centauri dress probably wouldn’t work because corsets + abdominal tentacles = no

I’m thinking maybe one that goes around the neck? Like, a halter/empire dress?

I don’t know I’m Not A Fashion Designer

For real, this is the problem I’m running into everywhere.  I think about the 60s when shifts were super popular, but that doesn’t have quite the same vibe as the prom dress ish thing in the original image, and fuck, when you’re putting a middle aged male alien in a 1950s advertisement for fucking trashcans, you really have to consider the vibe.

Clearly they’re able to deal with a little bit of pressure or they wouldn’t all be wearing fancy vests, but yeah, corset is way too far.  Frankly, the vests must all just be like a smoothing thing so they aren’t all like Jareth in Labyrinth because I feel like my biggest concern looking at dresses is that if he only has one layer of fabric on anything that is cut like a dress, even if it’s relatively loose, he’s just going to be sort of sitting there with the outlines of tentacles very obviously under satin or something.   Everything that seems like it wouldn’t literally smash his limbs also looks really baby doll, which is passing a gross threshold for me AND would not really look that great on him anyway.  

the search continues…

i’m either remembering a different barbie dress or i’ve remembered this one incorrectly.  alas.