Now I’m just thinking about how I once got so worked up telling my mother a story about someone who had made me angry that I shouted “AND I WILL PEE ON EVERYTHING THEY LOVE” and she was really alarmed and then told me that was a creepily specific thing to say.

Thanks, tumblr.

heroofferelden:

I have to remind myself that the curse words I seem to accumulate from tumblr aren’t exactly the things to be saying out loud because today I was making some lil old lady’s latte and i dropped her cup and it was really hot and it splashed on my leg and I immediately went “suck my entire asshole” and that poor elderly woman gave me the most horrified look I have seen a human being give me

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atomic-mayonnaise:

Episode idea - a bumblefuck in the fabric of spacetime/reality leads to Sisko wearing Kira’s Bajoran militia catsuit.

Surprise ending: He looks fucking great in it.

Preview for the next episode: Kira storms into Quark’s bar wearing one of Quark’s suits.

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kiranerys:

There’s a $1000 scholarship that asks you to create the resume of any fictional or non fictional character and well I’m pretty sure I’m gonna do one for Walter Bishop

Okay, but this sounds hilarious to do for any character omg

Garak’s like, all espionage, neck breaking, extreme ability to install failsafes in his own plans, gardening, hemming.

All these people we all love are just a cluster, like, ‘instrumental in the invasion of an alien world’, 'extreme society skills’, 'held important places in government’, 'maybe assassinated a dude or two no big’, 'fair hand at poker’

praying, meditating, cooking, memorizing complicated schedules, building 90s motorcycles

CMO material, nominated for many awards, enhanced genetics, kind of a big deal in the james bond holosuite program

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I opened up my tiny sketchbook at lunch at work today and I had forgotten how aggressively gay that book is in it’s dozen or so used pages.  I had this feeling like I should turn around so no one could see anything. 

I’ll be scanning some of it later, because some of you will enjoy it, but wow, it was just like Banshee, Banshee, pastel Doctor Who, and then the rest of it is kind of like

Okay, now to figure out what I can eat out of all the random ass shit in my box of food.  

I clearly missed some crucial shit the last time I went grocery shopping.  

amalgarn:

steven universe crew: how do you want your new episode

me: something cute

steven universe crew: just fuck me up? I heard just fuck me up

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