londo fucking mollari, you beautiful disaster you
Deep Dish NIne Julian strikes gold on the ‘Date Ideas For The Poor Student Seeing Clever Probable Ex-Spy’ front.
(via tinsnip)
“I don’t even LIKE bars!” she wailed pitifully into her palms.
It took me a minute to realize you probably meant ‘love’ and I was just like, 'Wow, anon, your life must be kind of intense if you straight up live sex’.
The way things are written is a Big factor in whether I will read something, and with depictions of ANY intimacy, not just the sexual kind, I’m even finickier about it. I’m sure there is a lot of it that is objectively extremely WELL written, but in the end, unless it meets my requirements PRECISELY, I’m out.
I’m finding it interesting that I’m hearing from people who aren’t asexual and still don’t want anythign to do fandom porn, that’s really interesting to me.
i’m trying to draw this and but mostly i’m making five or six lines and then laughing into my hands as ‘northern girl’ loops in the background
G’Kar and Na’Toth wearing matching trench coats, stealthily following, like, AU Morden around taking pictures
Na’Toth continues to follow him, G’Kar goes to [insert bar name] for information from Delenn, who owns the place
Other employees include
- Londo, who sings there (he is also G’Kar’s secret lover obviously)
- Vir, the piano player
- Lennier, the bartender
Ivanova as the by-the-book police officer (beating people up is not the way we DO THINGS HERE MISS NA’TOTH) (she caves pretty easily though)
Talia is a lawyer with a mysterious connection to the secret drug empire run by Bester (she is also Susan’s secret lover obviously)
Garibaldi and Zach are also private investigators who are partners
oh god no, the more concrete this becomes the easier it is to draw, you fiend
The bar is called “The White Star” and there are rumors that Delenn is running some underground vigilante justice organization out of it, but those are just rumors of course.
Ivanova is caught in the middle of all of this, trying to finally nail Bester while Garibaldi’s recklessness (because he’s obsessed with getting Bester of course) keeps messing it up for her.
Kosh is a suspicious businessman with an oddly indescribable face who sometimes shows up at The White Star but never actually orders anything, he just sits there.
G’Kar and Na’Toth are trying to find out what Morden’s up to, only to track the whole thing back to [dramatic music] Londo.
>:C >:C >:C
i will never be able to draw as much of this as should be drawn
(omfg, I love the bar being called The White Star, I am so fucking CHARMED, augh I hate everything whyhasthishappenedtome)
LADIES. GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE FOUND OUR DEEP DISH NINE.
Also aaaaa Zathras as the irritable janitor. Cartagia as a record company exec who has Londo’s song rights in his power!
Byron as Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-AU!
ahahahahaha oh god, don’t say that, it will take over my life and i will just be Lady of The Three and A Half AUs, I’ll have to change my URL in shame
Alternately, Byron shows up weekly to whine that he doesn’t have his own fucking bar, and everyone tells him that is literally not their problem, go fucking find one, no one is stopping you. He does nothing else.
(via hatepig)
I feel like this book is everything I’ve ever wanted in life.
Chapter names include: When Harry Met Harry (Henry IV, Part 1),The Gayest Play Ever (Henry VI, Part 2), Shakespeare’s Ass Play (A Midsummer Night’s Dream) and Fuck The Disabled: The Prequel (Richard III). I can’t wait to start reading it! I love how I’m doing something with research like this.
(via walrus-queen)
G’Kar and Na’Toth wearing matching trench coats, stealthily following, like, AU Morden around taking pictures
Na’Toth continues to follow him, G’Kar goes to [insert bar name] for information from Delenn, who owns the place
Other employees include
- Londo, who sings there (he is also G’Kar’s secret lover obviously)
- Vir, the piano player
- Lennier, the bartender
Ivanova as the by-the-book police officer (beating people up is not the way we DO THINGS HERE MISS NA’TOTH) (she caves pretty easily though)
Talia is a lawyer with a mysterious connection to the secret drug empire run by Bester (she is also Susan’s secret lover obviously)
Garibaldi and Zach are also private investigators who are partners
oh god no, the more concrete this becomes the easier it is to draw, you fiend
The bar is called “The White Star” and there are rumors that Delenn is running some underground vigilante justice organization out of it, but those are just rumors of course.
Ivanova is caught in the middle of all of this, trying to finally nail Bester while Garibaldi’s recklessness (because he’s obsessed with getting Bester of course) keeps messing it up for her.
Kosh is a suspicious businessman with an oddly indescribable face who sometimes shows up at The White Star but never actually orders anything, he just sits there.
G’Kar and Na’Toth are trying to find out what Morden’s up to, only to track the whole thing back to [dramatic music] Londo.
>:C >:C >:C
i will never be able to draw as much of this as should be drawn
(omfg, I love the bar being called The White Star, I am so fucking CHARMED, augh I hate everything whyhasthishappenedtome)
(via theremharths)