i now have a really sharp piece of cereal lodged in my gums on the back side of my teeth and this is not the best start to the morning i could have imagined

dorkshadows:
“This scene is very important to me. This is the moment I realized Jeeves was only cool because he’s next to Bertie all the time. This New York waitress exposed Jeeves for the dork he really was. This is the point of no return.
” dorkshadows:
“This scene is very important to me. This is the moment I realized Jeeves was only cool because he’s next to Bertie all the time. This New York waitress exposed Jeeves for the dork he really was. This is the point of no return.
” dorkshadows:
“This scene is very important to me. This is the moment I realized Jeeves was only cool because he’s next to Bertie all the time. This New York waitress exposed Jeeves for the dork he really was. This is the point of no return.
” dorkshadows:
“This scene is very important to me. This is the moment I realized Jeeves was only cool because he’s next to Bertie all the time. This New York waitress exposed Jeeves for the dork he really was. This is the point of no return.
” dorkshadows:
“This scene is very important to me. This is the moment I realized Jeeves was only cool because he’s next to Bertie all the time. This New York waitress exposed Jeeves for the dork he really was. This is the point of no return.
” dorkshadows:
“This scene is very important to me. This is the moment I realized Jeeves was only cool because he’s next to Bertie all the time. This New York waitress exposed Jeeves for the dork he really was. This is the point of no return.
”

dorkshadows:

This scene is very important to me. This is the moment I realized Jeeves was only cool because he’s next to Bertie all the time. This New York waitress exposed Jeeves for the dork he really was. This is the point of no return.

(via tinsnip)

true friends scream with you over fictional relationships they know nothing about.

vancity604778kid:
“ toshio-the-starman:
“ onyx-san:
“ siddharthasmama:
“ angel-with-a-flower-crown:
“ maggiemunkee:
“ ultrafacts:
“ Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts
”
I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t...

vancity604778kid:

toshio-the-starman:

onyx-san:

siddharthasmama:

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

maggiemunkee:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

that is one sadistic bird 

I am slightly afraid now.

I love birds?

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.

I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.

Parrots are awesome.

(via cicerothewriter)

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