tockthewatchdog:

why are all the jokes straight people make about being married like, “isn’t it hilarious how much we despise each other?” like oh my god, no? seek help?

This is why the concept of marriage filled me with terror as a child. Everyone was always talking about how miserable it was, so I assumed that once you hit a certain age, you were forced into it. That was the only way I could rationalize why every couple on tv and in books and most of the ones I knew in real life did nothing but express disgust and frustration with each other.

I was dreading living with a man who was going to hate me for the rest of my life.

(via bmouse)

That was horrible, but I bought a little box of tiny pumpkin cupcakes.  

A to-fucking-do eventually list, by Lady

• buy brother’s shirt from myself
• buy him steam giftcard as well, flip coin for birthday or generic winter holiday
• buy cousin’s gift
• collaborate with step-dad on mother’s gift
• figure out something for step dad???
• two(?) more ‘What Ho’ illustrations
• motherfucking piece of shit grocery store
• print out all that shit for my cube at work  (the deputy director told me all my art was scary and looked visibly unsettled.  this is a happy direction to go in.)
• finish the fucking if I had a million dollars bit of reSWAN
• either stop listening to all this fucking final fantasy music or just get a goddamn rom
• reply to ancient LJ comment and fucking week old email
• dd9????? 
• some kind of generic winter holiday fandom shit for tumblr? alternately do a repeat of the end of 2012 and just do a mini series of small fandom drawings for the new year.  This is sounding immensely more appealing.  Will probably do that instead. 

Okay, that’s enough for now, I guess. 

/exciting blogging

I really should go to the grocery store, but instead I’m figuring out all the ways I could make meals out of the shit currently in my food box.  

I should just go, but ugh, I hate the grocery store. 

Though I really want a cupcake. Maybe I can buy myself one.