★Kingdom★Burning★Down★

dunwall:

queenmegmasters:
petition for vatican city to compete in eurovision
live from eurovision 2015!!!!!!! no, your eyes are not betraying you that IS INDEED THE POPE BREAKDANCING

(via walrus-queen)

ordering pizza online like an adult

so that I don’t have to waste time cooking and I can paint pictures of characters from children’s animation franchises and video games while I watch 90s sci-fi tv shows

Haha, this was sort of exactly what I had in mind! It’s the kind of face I had while sitting there trapped listening to it on rotation, so I imagined them some how stuck with it too, and doing exactly what I was doing to make it bearable: making it horrible.

marquisesassfang:
“We can all guess who I identify with in this gif set.
”

marquisesassfang:

We can all guess who I identify with in this gif set.

(via birdpixels-deactivated20141226)

Frank and Agent M stand in front of my cube

Agent M:

(holding a file) Hey, do you know this guy?

Frank:

(with a mouth full of pudding) yeah, I know that guy. Deny him everything.

Agent M:

oh come on, he can't see his dad?

Frank:

(happily spooning in more pudding) No, fuck him. And his family. They're all drunks. The dad's getting ready to go to prison for life for repeated DUI.

Me:

Ah, the casual cruelty of a man with pudding.

Frank:

Agent M don't care, he loves me, he can't help it.

Agent M:

it's not a disease, Frank.

Frank:

Here, rub my neck while I finish this pudding.

Michelle:

(from behind my cube) God, Frank.

Frank:

Hey, Michelle (licks spoon). Bite. Me.