cardassianqueen:

I love that I’m in denial about every series of Star Trek’s ending like nope 

Kirk and Spock are happily married and ALIVE as old husbands

Data and Geordi are livin’ it up commanding their own ship

Sisko is retired and playing baseball somewhere

Garak and Bashir are happily married and living on Cardassia 

ssHHHHH THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED AND I’M STICKING TO IT

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random political officer lady who suddenly got naked

gross. i might take a break from this for a while

mustbekarma:

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

This post is still getting hundreds of notes a day and I am going grocery shopping again.

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Oh dang, my mistake! Franklin I’m sure trains his staff in his sass.

Does your brain ever do something where it spirals out of control in the span of a second?  This thought just flew so quickly along several synapses that it became Garak and Bashir in the space of microseconds.  My brain must have short cuts to Garak and Bashir linking from nearly every node.

Because I thought, “Ha, yes, doctors having funny effects on their staff, that’s good, Franklin is a sassy dude, if still kind of bland to me, that’s cute,” and then I thought about how the effect Bashir has on his staff would change through the seasons.  At first, they all know he’s sort of got a Professionalism On/Off switch, and that it’s really much better on because the alternative is dorking around like a loser and gross flirting.  

And then they discover that in additional to the professionalism switch, there’s a MODE button that only gets triggered every Wednesday at lunch when he keeps coming back with Cardassian novels and has strangely insightful, clever, and subtly sassy things to say.  It usually wears off by Friday, but it kind of sticks with the staff and occasionally they throw a remark at him that strikes him a bit harder than they intended.  He says it reminds him of someone he knows.

Eventually, after war and what not, they all notice the same things Garak does - that Bashir’s become a lot more cynical and sharp, and that he’s changed tremendously because of his contact with a Cardassian tailor/spy/gardener/book worm/sass machine.  I wonder how many of them he takes with him. 

And that’s the story of what my brain did in the span of two seconds.  Today is ‘Mix everything liberally with DS9 day,’ I guess.

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Franklin’s interactions with Londo are sparse, but freaking golden.

That wasn’t even Franklin, it was some lady doctor.  But I imagine Franklin and Londo would be similar, haha.