Bruce:
You never gave back my blue marker.
Michelle:
I don't have it.
Bruce:
Yes, you do, you were the last to use it.
Michelle:
No, remember, I threw it at the white board when you were over there. That's the last I had it.
Bruce:
I don't have it, so you still have it.
Michelle:
Oh. Oh, you think so, do you? Okay, how about we go on a little field trip?
-She walks to the tiny white board in question-
Michelle:
Gee, look at how there's blue on this whiteboard right now. And hmmm, it's just outside Timmy's office. What could THAT mean? Oh, look, it's - Oh my god, your hand is blue and everything.
Bruce:
You're using my fucking blue marker.
Tim:
Oh, come on, I have a fucking system, I needed it.
Bruce:
Get your own marker!
Tim:
It's just a marker, Bruce!
Bruce:
I'll have clerical order you one! That one's mine!
Tim, as Bruce storms off with marker:
I have a fucking SYSTEM!
Michelle, gleefully calling after Bruce:
I'd like to remind you for the record that it wasn't me!