(via walrus-queen)
if you can’t handle me at my star trek then you should leave now because i’m always star trek
(via propheticfire)
Rob on the intercom
‘Attention staff: in the kitchen you’ll find there’s six pieces of chicken that Dave purchased for the individual who stole his last chicken. Please enjoy, thank you.’
Me:
Hey, do you have super glue?
Tracie, my supervisor:
No?
Me:
How about regular glue?
Tracie:
No, I don't think there's glue anywhere in this whole office. ...What did you break?
Me:
My ruler.
Tracie:
how did you even-
Me:
I dropped it and the metal bit sprung out... I taped it, but it's kinda-
Tracie:
kinda weird.
Me:
yeah.
Tracie:
God, okay, I'll order you a new ruler.
Me:
I don't need-
Tracie:
Will you make it with this one?
Me:
oh god I don't know
Tracie:
can you cope?
Me:
I'll try to go on.
Tracie:
are you sure?
Me:
soldiering onward.
Tracie:
... I'm ordering a new one.
(via tinsnip)
Every time I see fanart that whitewashes Julian Bashir I feel nauseous
Cosigned.
I second that cosign.
I went on deviantart to see what you meant, and then
Oops I couldn’t stop myself
#miles o’brien hasn’t been outside since before the farpoint mission
(via walrus-queen)
friend:
says something that vaguely references song lyric
me:
PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG
I feel better now.
