Tim supervises all these people but Kelly

José:

don't be pulling a donut on us again, Tim

Michelle:

donut?

Gil:

oh my god, is Tim the one?

Kelly:

Tim is the one who ate half the donut and left it in the box? ? ?

Michelle:

that was YOU? You piece of shit!

José:

shit, this thing looks like a vibrator. Like the magic bullet.

Kelly:

how do you know the names of vibrators? ? ?

Michelle:

he's a man of the world, he knows. I bet he uses butt beads.

Kelly:

it's ANAL beads, get it right.

Michelle:

oh soooorrry, I - stop hitting me with it, you dick!

Tim:

*makes popping noises as he pelts her with stress balls*

gothiccharmschool:
“I need a box of this card.
Okay, in reality, I only need one. Cass and I can just send it back and forth to each other as necessary.
”

gothiccharmschool:

I need a box of this card.
Okay, in reality, I only need one. Cass and I can just send it back and forth to each other as necessary.

(via noodle-is-gudle)

clientsfromhell.net

clientsfromhell:

A nice looking couple brought their computer in for repair.
Client: It just stopped working.
They added offhandedly that they been smelling a “plastic” smell, and had also recently replaced a missing slot cover.
I nodded, outlined my usual fees and told them to expect a call when I’m done.

sosuperawesome:
“ Rod Luff, on Tumblr
Buy art prints
”

sosuperawesome:
“ Rod Luff, on Tumblr
Buy art prints
”

sosuperawesome:
“ Rod Luff, on Tumblr
Buy art prints
”

sosuperawesome:
“ Rod Luff, on Tumblr
Buy art prints
”

sosuperawesome:
“ Rod Luff, on Tumblr
Buy art prints
”

sosuperawesome:
“ Rod Luff, on Tumblr
Buy art prints
”

sosuperawesome:
“ Rod Luff, on Tumblr
Buy art prints
”

sosuperawesome:
“ Rod Luff, on Tumblr
Buy art prints
”

sosuperawesome:
“ Rod Luff, on Tumblr
Buy art prints
”

sosuperawesome:
“ Rod Luff, on Tumblr
Buy art prints
”

sosuperawesome:

Rod Luff, on Tumblr
Buy art prints

(via murderduck2)

(via withthingsunreal)

rambeltilx:
birdghost:
videohall:
A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’
I’M CRYING
the spanish inqui-baby bird
DISCO!

(via walrus-queen)

(via cicerothewriter)

moarrrmagazine:
“ Dazzling artwork with flowers by Limzy
”

moarrrmagazine:
“ Dazzling artwork with flowers by Limzy
”

moarrrmagazine:
“ Dazzling artwork with flowers by Limzy
”

moarrrmagazine:
“ Dazzling artwork with flowers by Limzy
”

moarrrmagazine:
“ Dazzling artwork with flowers by Limzy
”

moarrrmagazine:
“ Dazzling artwork with flowers by Limzy
”

moarrrmagazine:
“ Dazzling artwork with flowers by Limzy
”

moarrrmagazine:

Dazzling artwork with flowers by Limzy

(via noodle-is-gudle)

weare-allstoriesinthe-end:
“ Going to comic con in public transport like …
”

weare-allstoriesinthe-end:

Going to comic con in public transport like …

(via walrus-queen)

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I'm Lady Yate-xel (yay-tuh-zel) - Lady and L.Y.X., and I'm ghoulish. I swear all the fucking time.

I like blood, dolls, glitter, creepy shit, and rainbows. At the same time.

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