So much of today’s unpleasantness vanishes with my reheated biryani, oh god it’s beautiful I am in flavor heaven. I wish that restaurant was closer to me, because it is a euphoric flavor experience Every Time and I have never eaten Indian food that good anywhere else. I should leave them a review somewhere.

I thought I was going to be late and now I’m really early? ? ? Why are traffic patterns so fucking mysterious?

oh my god i do not want to face work today

my stomach hurts just thinking about it

updates as they occur, I suppose

floozys:

i want to see more girl underachievers who are comedically lazy but have a heart of gold and can achieve things they thought they couldn’t when they really try like there are millions of guy characters like this and i can’t think of even one girl

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hellokristenx:

chamelion-circuit:

amordelfriki:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”

Fuck.

this is still my favorite post ever

(via radioactivesoup)

singingrainorshine:

My dad recently told me, “There are many people who will put you down. Don’t be one of them.”

And that sticks with me every single day.

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