superpringle:
“ Just heard banging in the bathroom. This is what I get for not closing the cupboard doors. Thanks for rearranging things buddy.
” superpringle:
“ Just heard banging in the bathroom. This is what I get for not closing the cupboard doors. Thanks for rearranging things buddy.
”

superpringle:

Just heard banging in the bathroom. This is what I get for not closing the cupboard doors. Thanks for rearranging things buddy. 

(via feltelures)

Bruce:
Here are the questions for Larry, please read them aloud.
Michelle:
Why is Frank a baby? Why is Kathy dressed like Elvis?
Frank:
Ha.
...
...
Kathy:
... Elvis didn't dress like this.
Kelly:
Frank, you have to-
Frank:
Fuck you, all I have to do is die and pay taxes.

Lady on a Trip Part 1

We don’t get to leave the office until noon, but already the drama is high. My cool older receptionist friend, A, lost her debit card off of her desk last night and did not waste time casting suspicion onto T, the girl with the ‘secret’ bulimia who sits in the cube next to me, because she sits at A’s desk for the last half hour of the day.

T arrived slightly late this morning after picking up our car, which she is adamant that only she can drive, ruining the plans I made with A to go have Indian food for dinner. She talks of getting room service and that she brought her own food. A and I are irritated and hostile already and it’s three hours before we get in a car.

Just A Heads Up~!

Hello my loves~

I am going on a trip for work starting this afternoon and coming back late tomorrow night, and while you’ll see me here, I’m sure, because Tumblr Mobile, I don’t know if the hotel where I’m staying will have wi-fi, so I don’t know if I’ll be able to post the reSWAN bits for today until, like, Friday.   I would have posted it earlier, but this has already been a super rough week and it’s only Wednesday morning. 


My trip will prove to be interesting as I will be crammed in a car for four hours there and four hours back with three other women, one of whom I don’t know, another who is actually bulimic and pukes at her desk (next to me!) all day and maybe thinks no one knows, and the last one who is 51 and extremely cool and I like a lot and is dreading the trip as much as I am.  We’re planning to sit in the back together and pass bitchy notes.  I’ll probably post updates from the trip if it turns into the wacky circus-like coming of age/unlikely friends movie I imagine it will be.

Goretober Day 16 : Painful Transformation
Several days late, but whatever. My character Yo-Yo and her usual corrupting feathers taking over much more of her than they usually do. She’s on her way to be totally taken over here. Her blood has become...

Goretober Day 16 : Painful Transformation

Several days late, but whatever.  My character Yo-Yo and her usual corrupting feathers taking over much more of her than they usually do.  She’s on her way to be totally taken over here.   Her blood has become the void of the feathers, so there’s really no traditional gore here, alas.

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