i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it
I don’t know whether to be horrified or amazed
(via theladyem)
(via space-trash-club)
‘Oh, my god, is he going to dig the drugs out of his butt with the cuffs on? Are we going to see a magic show? 8D’
They’re all calling this offender 'Butt Plugger’.
Dress
1940s
Mill Street Vintage
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(via maratini)
Exciting dialog in the land of parole
‘Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly! Hey Kelly! Kelly! I know you’re busy, but I’m so important! Oh my god, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly! ’
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'Hi Tom!’
'You’re dead to me.’
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*four agents having a barking contest*
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Intercom: 'specific unit, you have a first time visitor.’
Everyone in that unit, in unison: 'Fuck! Not it!’
The girl with a cubicle next to mine belches all day, and it is driving me mad. I’m sure it must be annoying her more, but damn.
