indigobluerose:

“When a fellow has been engaged as often as I have and each time saved from the scaffold at the eleventh hour, he comes to have faith in his star.”

     ~ Bertie Wooster

isohels:

Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?

(via radioactivesoup)

I’m gonna fuck around on live stream, if anyone wants to come visit. Don’t know what I’m drawing yet, but I may be open to influence! Link is in my sidebar, come visit? I fixed the audio this time, even!

Why can’t I get ice cream delivered the way I can get pizza?

7u7:

My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”

(via walrus-queen)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via radioactivesoup)

I just said ‘what ho’ to my supervisor.

*facepalm*

fieldbears:

I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like

‘fuck all y'all, that’s one of the best things I’ve done’

plus one story/drawing that everyone loves

'really? that one?’

(via bmouse)