be the goth queen you were trying to be when you were 14
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j6:
The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.
It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood
That’s metal.
The biggest, blackest cock
It’s bad to the bone
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rifa:
So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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HELLO
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I took me twice as long to get home today because I am a human disaster and had some extreme anxiety time when the roads were shut down for sports shit. I cried for the last quarter of the way home after fucking up and ending up taking a fucking driving tour of the greater Pittsburgh area because when it gets that bad ‘left’ and 'right’ are meaningless and signs stop making sense and I just PANIC. I parked half on the curb and swore at an old man who watched me do it.
I just want to curl up in a hole with something nice and never come out again.
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I am sick this morning, please to be no more working?
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