More deathbed advice from Enabran Tain
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Today’s Strange SWAN Sentence:
“Alas, the mystery of Jimmy’s knowledge of ass flavors lives on.”
I’m certain the Vulcans were like “We get that you’re half human, so you can keep ONE emotional/human response and you can use it as much as you like.”
And Spock was like “Sass.”
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right so story time
today in ap bio, where the teacher there is NOTORIOUSLY strict, i was just sitting minding my own damn business copying notes like the frickin ANGELIC STUDENT OF LIGHT that i am
when all of a sudden my phone goes off
now this wouldnt have been a really big deal if i just had the generic ringtone and i could just play it off like it was the person next to me
but no
my ringtone is the star trek theme song
and im sitting in class looking like
it did not take long for the teacher to figure it out
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