Man, does anyone else experience a fuckton of anxiety before a hair cut? Or is it just because I’ve only ever had like five of them?
actual sentence I just said aloud to my computer: “But why is permission denied for the party table?”
Supercut - Benjamin Sisko Yelling at Everyone
This video is a thing of beauty.
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This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor
OMG
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[I get the feeling that the whole Klingon warrior culture is purely an aristocratic thing, and that there is a Klingon lower class filled with perfectly less crazy farmers and blue-collar workers.]
This would solve my unending frustration with Klingons, I think I’m gonna go with this.
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straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship
#yeah but imagine if boobs were bones #then all women would be the most fantastic warriors ever #wanna kill me? #gotta get that spear through my boob first
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Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.
Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
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So dramatic!
This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.
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do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
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