startrekds9:
“ Bashir: An arboretum. For Keiko, I presume? To make her a little happier now the school’s been closed down.
O’Brian: It’s not just for Keiko. I mean, it’d benefit the entire station. Do you think it’ll work?
Bashir: Absolutely. For... startrekds9:
“ Bashir: An arboretum. For Keiko, I presume? To make her a little happier now the school’s been closed down.
O’Brian: It’s not just for Keiko. I mean, it’d benefit the entire station. Do you think it’ll work?
Bashir: Absolutely. For... startrekds9:
“ Bashir: An arboretum. For Keiko, I presume? To make her a little happier now the school’s been closed down.
O’Brian: It’s not just for Keiko. I mean, it’d benefit the entire station. Do you think it’ll work?
Bashir: Absolutely. For... startrekds9:
“ Bashir: An arboretum. For Keiko, I presume? To make her a little happier now the school’s been closed down.
O’Brian: It’s not just for Keiko. I mean, it’d benefit the entire station. Do you think it’ll work?
Bashir: Absolutely. For... startrekds9:
“ Bashir: An arboretum. For Keiko, I presume? To make her a little happier now the school’s been closed down.
O’Brian: It’s not just for Keiko. I mean, it’d benefit the entire station. Do you think it’ll work?
Bashir: Absolutely. For... startrekds9:
“ Bashir: An arboretum. For Keiko, I presume? To make her a little happier now the school’s been closed down.
O’Brian: It’s not just for Keiko. I mean, it’d benefit the entire station. Do you think it’ll work?
Bashir: Absolutely. For... startrekds9:
“ Bashir: An arboretum. For Keiko, I presume? To make her a little happier now the school’s been closed down.
O’Brian: It’s not just for Keiko. I mean, it’d benefit the entire station. Do you think it’ll work?
Bashir: Absolutely. For... startrekds9:
“ Bashir: An arboretum. For Keiko, I presume? To make her a little happier now the school’s been closed down.
O’Brian: It’s not just for Keiko. I mean, it’d benefit the entire station. Do you think it’ll work?
Bashir: Absolutely. For...

startrekds9:

Bashir: An arboretum. For Keiko, I presume? To make her a little happier now the school’s been closed down.
O’Brian: It’s not just for Keiko. I mean, it’d benefit the entire station. Do you think it’ll work? 
Bashir: Absolutely. For about two months. Then you’ll be right back where you started.

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i am so fucking tired of ‘but where’s the brigadier and all the unit guys and jack harkness’ comments on my giant TARDIS lineup i could fucking scream

makes me wish i’d never done the thing

indigobluerose:

“‘And you can’t get away from it that, fundamentally, Jeeves’s idea is sound. In a striking costume like Mephistopheles, I might quite easily pull off something pretty impressive. Colour does make a difference. Look at newts. During the courting season the male newt is brilliantly coloured. It helps him a lot.’
‘But you aren’t a male newt.’
‘I wish I were. Do you know how a male newt proposes, Bertie? He just stands in front of the female newt vibrating his tail and bending his body in a semicircle. I could do that on my head. No, you wouldn’t find me grousing if I were a male newt.”
‘But if you were a male newt, Madeline Bassett wouldn’t look at you. Not with the eye of love, I mean.’
‘She would, if she were a female newt.’
‘But she isn’t a female newt.’
‘No, but suppose she was.’
‘Well, if she was, you wouldn’t be in love with her.’
‘Yes, I would, if I were a male newt.’
A slight throbbing about the temples told me that this discussion had reached saturation point.”

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kitkat-bar asked: So I learned that Garak with a headscarf is 100% what i needed in my life bless you maybe i'll try writing a fic for it

I have come to much the same conclusion, my friend.  At first it was practical ‘hiding in TOS’ gear and then it was true love.

Educating a Friend

Me:
So, let's say that you're at school and you see a guy you know. I mean, you guys talk every once in a while and he's pretty cool, but you're not like friends or anything. You just talk to him every once in a while.
Guy Friend:
What's his name?
Me:
I don't know. Frank?
Guy Friend:
No.
Me:
Okay, fine. His name is Will. Okay?
Guy Friend:
I don't think it really suits him, but okay.
Me:
...So anyway, you're at school during lunchtime and you see Will. So, you notice Will's not eating anything. That's when you realize that Will has no lunch, no money for lunch, and no way of getting either. He's just sitting there like he normally would. He's not acting any differently and he's not asking anyone for anything. Not money, not a fry, not even a salt packet, but you know he's gotta be hungry. So, what do you do?
Guy Friend:
Do I have any money?
Me:
Yeah. You have enough for you and another meal.
Guy Friend:
Duh, I buy him lunch.
Me:
Okay, cool. So, like you said, you buy him lunch. You buy your lunch and you buy his lunch and you go over and hand it to him. And, he says, "Wow. You know, that's really nice of you, but I wasn't gonna ask anyone for lunch. I was probably just gonna wait until I got home to eat." And, then you say--
Guy Friend:
Nah, it's cool.
Me:
Exactly. You say, "Nah, it's cool. I'm just being nice. It's a gift." And, Will says, "You know, that's awesome. You're really nice, bro." And, after that, you guys start hanging out. You guys are like really good buds. You are always hanging out and laughing and just having a good time. So, you guys are friends for a few months, and it's tons of fun. Then, one day, you go up to Will and you say, "Hey, Will, you know, I've been thinking, and I kinda want that five bucks."
Guy Friend:
What five bucks?
Me:
Hold on. I'm getting there. So, Will says, "What five bucks?" To which, you reply, "Well, we've been hanging out for a long time and it's been really fun, but like, I've done a lot of really nice things for you. Like, I'm always nice to you and I always listen and do things you wanna do, so I was thinking that because I've been so nice, you should pay me back that five bucks I spent to get your lunch right before we started really hanging out."
Guy Friend:
What? Why would I--
Me:
I'm not done yet. So, then Will looks kinda hurt and he says, "But I thought you were just being nice. I thought that was just a gift." So, you say, "Whether or not it was a gift, don't you think you kinda owe me that five bucks since I've been so nice to you?" And, Will says, "No. I don't think I owe you that!" And you get mad, so you say, "Well, I think that you do, so I think you're being really shitty and stuck up about this and I feel like I've been completely wronged."
Guy Friend:
Oh, my God. That's so fucked up of me. I would never do that to Will. Will was nice. We were buds. That's way screwed.
Me:
I know, right? Hey, just wondering, have you ever heard of this fictional place called "The Friendzone?"
Guy Friend:
Well, yeah, but...
Guy Friend:
...
Guy Friend:
...
Guy Friend:
oh
“ the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval... “ the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval... “ the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval... “ the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval... “ the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval... “ the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval... “ the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval... “ the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval...

the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval stage produce silk threads from which to hang and, using a blue light emitted from a modified excretory organ in their tails, lure in prey who then become ensnared in sticky droplets of mucus.

photos from spellbound waitomo tours, forevergone, blue polaris, and martin rietze. (more cave photos) (more bioluminescence photos)

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