aww the deep dish nine tag icon is animated kissing right now
i smile
“please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me”
- me every time I meet someone (via miel-lapin)
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Anonymous asked: Oh my - that 'calming' cat is totally freaky. I have sensory issues, which mean I can physically feel every time this cat jerks its neck back and forth, and the squishiness of its jelly-ness - eww! - and to top it all off, I don't like cat smell. And yet in a weird way, it's still calming. I just came here for your magnificent space sparkles and gore, but now my brain is broken. Thanks :-) (I think?)
WELL OKAY. Thanks, I think, for this message?
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“November 19th, 2013,
‘Selfie’ was named the Word of the Year by the Oxford Dictionary
Pseudo-intellectuals everywhere cried about the ‘death of the English language’
Because God forbid modern colloquial speech be recognised as valid.
Time Magazine refers to ‘millenials’ as the ‘me me me generation’
Selfish, all we care about is personal gratification
Lazy, entitled, shallow narcissists.
A picture of a girl taking a selfie on her phone is used for the cover
Because our selfishness can be summed up in the fact that we like how we look enough to document it.
We are consumed, they tell us, with our self image.
Everything is about us.
Me-me-me.
With the addition of every word to the dictionary,
‘Hashtag’. ‘Perf’. ‘Sexting’. ‘Totes’. ‘Selfie’,
The ‘me-me-me’ generation continues to make it all about ourselves,
And we should, they tell us, weep,
We should weep because we are entitled,
Because all we care about are selfies and parties and Instagram,
Because this is the generation that will one day run the world,
And for that, we should weep,
Because all we are is ‘me-me-me’.
Let me tell you something.
Every year, university tuition will be 2.3% more expensive for MY GENERATION,
MY GENERATION reports the highest levels of anxiety and depression than ANY other generation,
15% more of US than YOU will go to university,
But 46% of MY GENERATION won’t find a job until over a year after law school,
MY GENERATION, on average, is $47,628 in debt.
58% of girls in MY GENERATION feels like they are the wrong weight,
95% of people with eating disorders are part of MY GENERATION,
And MY GENERATION has a million dollar industry telling us that we are not good enough,
That we are ugly, lazy, and entitled,
And anything we do to be financially successful,
Or less stressed,
Or beautiful, god dammit,
Is in vain.
So pick up your phone,
Pick your favourite filter,
And take a goddamn selfie.
You deserve it for having to grow up in these times.”
‘Selfie’ was named the Word of the Year by the Oxford Dictionary
Pseudo-intellectuals everywhere cried about the ‘death of the English language’
Because God forbid modern colloquial speech be recognised as valid.
Time Magazine refers to ‘millenials’ as the ‘me me me generation’
Selfish, all we care about is personal gratification
Lazy, entitled, shallow narcissists.
A picture of a girl taking a selfie on her phone is used for the cover
Because our selfishness can be summed up in the fact that we like how we look enough to document it.
We are consumed, they tell us, with our self image.
Everything is about us.
Me-me-me.
With the addition of every word to the dictionary,
‘Hashtag’. ‘Perf’. ‘Sexting’. ‘Totes’. ‘Selfie’,
The ‘me-me-me’ generation continues to make it all about ourselves,
And we should, they tell us, weep,
We should weep because we are entitled,
Because all we care about are selfies and parties and Instagram,
Because this is the generation that will one day run the world,
And for that, we should weep,
Because all we are is ‘me-me-me’.
Let me tell you something.
Every year, university tuition will be 2.3% more expensive for MY GENERATION,
MY GENERATION reports the highest levels of anxiety and depression than ANY other generation,
15% more of US than YOU will go to university,
But 46% of MY GENERATION won’t find a job until over a year after law school,
MY GENERATION, on average, is $47,628 in debt.
58% of girls in MY GENERATION feels like they are the wrong weight,
95% of people with eating disorders are part of MY GENERATION,
And MY GENERATION has a million dollar industry telling us that we are not good enough,
That we are ugly, lazy, and entitled,
And anything we do to be financially successful,
Or less stressed,
Or beautiful, god dammit,
Is in vain.
So pick up your phone,
Pick your favourite filter,
And take a goddamn selfie.
You deserve it for having to grow up in these times.”
- My poem, ‘Hashtag Selfie’. (via dingdongyouarewrong)
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i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
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Have you found a Jeeves & Wooster vampire fic? Perish the thought!Indeed. But there it is.
Bertie Wooster would be the most hopeless vampire ever, wouldn’t he? I mean, he’d never be willing to kill an innocent person, and he wouldn’t bite any woman, innocent or otherwise, and I just can’t see him hunting down bad guys. He’d starve.
And as I was thinking all this through, I realized how Bertie would survive as a vampire. Exactly the same way he survives as a human being.
Jeeves.
So in this hypothetical universe is Jeeves a willing daily meal, or just an extension of the slightly sinister he can be in canon and just magically produces blood (from people in ugly ties) that Bertie doesn’t question?
~ The Psychology of Mental Disorders, by Abraham Myerson, M.D., 1928
so you should go to this website here and put in the date of your birthday
(mine’s national chocolate cupcake day!!)
IM RICE PUDDONG EWWWWWWWWEEEEWWWEEEEWW
I’m guacamole I’m so disgusted right now what the heck
National Blueberry Cheesecake day!
date nut bread
that’s basically fruitcake
this is the worst
i’m fuckin done
national wine day!
Cherry Popover Day!
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the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
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