the-haiku-bot:

polar-solstice:

My grandmother sent me an article about a gravestone in Brooklyn that features the deceased’s cookie recipe. I love this, I love the idea that after her death she can still offer up just one more thing to make people smile, one last good deed

Spritz Cookie Gravestone

This recipe is set in stone.

Atlas Obscura

But THEN I found saw at the bottom of the article that she’s not alone!

There’s a fudge recipe from Utah!

'Kay's Fudge' Gravestone

Kay Andrews's recipe was so good, her family immortalized it in stone.

Atlas Obscura

And a nut roll from Israel!

Ida's Nut Roll Gravestone

A family recipe is just one of several touches that make this Hebrew headstone special.

Atlas Obscura

I love this. I love this gesture from beyond the grave, a covenant between the past and the future. They say “I’ve left you something to bring you joy”, and we say “I will remember you and your love”

I want to make these so bad now. I’m so full of love for these ladies

I want to make these

so bad now. I’m so full of

love for these ladies

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

(via 23-tiny-wishes)

oh-great-autistic-gay:

pyros-random-thoughts:

duke-chainsaw:

finnwolfhards:

this is superior humor

I have some to add:

M O R E

I hope you enjoy

(via tinsnip)

parliamentrook:

in my unhinged era

piosplayhouse:

Oh no, you must’ve misheard me. I never said morally GRAY, I said morally GAY. As in he takes a certain homosexual approach to dealing with ethical dilemmas. Also he’s killed 200 people

(via marikism)

ladyyatexel:

ladyyatexel:

ladyyatexel:

Cannot sleep because I’m having some super cool abdominal pain i can’t seem to fix

Still awake, cannot sleep, guts too ÷$@!%&* to find any position that relieves pain

Still.

Alive, pain mostly gone, but mighty fuck that was an unpleasant night. More thankful for the day off than I might otherwise have been! Fucking hell.

At one point I was hurting so much in every position I was like, ‘I might as well do something useful’ and so I was brushing my carpet to keep up on the cat fur accumulation. Was still up when it was time to actually feed cat, so I just did that too. They were extremely confused by my behavior all night.

After the three hours of sleep that I managed after 6am, I woke up like, “what is going on with the carpet, what is this strange shaped fluffy spot?” And then saw the brush just lying there.

It’s weird how I feel like I experienced every excruciating moment of the night and also recalled nothing for certain

Anyway I guess I’ll do laundry.

ladyyatexel:

ladyyatexel:

Cannot sleep because I’m having some super cool abdominal pain i can’t seem to fix

Still awake, cannot sleep, guts too ÷$@!%&* to find any position that relieves pain

Still.