spoiler: sisko is just a babysitter for all these little shits
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ive-got-ham-but-im-not-a-hamster:
Oh Jeeves, you old colonialist
Jeeves and Wooster - Series 2, Episode 4
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As requested, here’s the “Insert Corn” title screen from Magical Error wo Sagase.
(Technosoft/Jaleco - arcade - 1994)
I am so happy to imagine someone feeding a whole ear of corn into a machine.
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Malaika Firth by Tim Walker for W Magazine April 2014.
Photography: Tim Walker
Styling: Edward Enninful
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15 Secrets You Should Know In Your 20s
- It takes a little bit of effort and time and networking and knowing the right kinds of people, but it is possible to teleport.
- Hair and clouds are actually the same thing.
- Snow will melt if you look at it long enough. No, really. You just aren’t looking at it long enough. Look longer. Longer.
- You need at least three hats and two of them should be bonnets.
- Just in case someone asks, know at least five prime numbers off the top of your head (I recommend 2, 3, 17, 53, and 139).
- Eat foods that are different colors. Like eggplants and/or Starbursts.
- If you’ve stopped looking wistfully at the snow, that’s why it’s not melting. Don’t make me say it again.
- No one actually needs to “do what they love” to “be happy” because there is gold buried just about everywhere in the world.
- Things that are optional: collars, dreams, yodeling, bowling.
- Things that are mandatory: sharks, sidewalks, dryer sheets, Belgium.
- If you leave fruit out long enough, it will turn into plastic fruit which is actually way classier and makes your house look cool like you’re a person who just buys fake fruit to impress strangers.
- The way cars work is magic. The reason your car didn’t start is because of magic. Once you accept this, it just becomes easier to be a person.
- Get 8 hours of sleep each night.
- There is no problem in the universe that cannot be fixed with 400,000 dollars, a pair of sunglasses, and leaning up against a building kinda like a cool kid.
- Go back to looking at the snow.
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“this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours”
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.
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