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lostthehat asked: I have so many ideas about Bashir and the shirt-suit. Garak taking one look at Bashir in the shirt-suit and turning around without a word. That's it, that's the last straw. He cannot handle it any longer. Jadzia being supportive of Bashir's fashion choice but no one can tell if she's serious or not. Quark hosting an intervention (at his bar of course). Sisko at first trying to be supportive of Bashir but then being in favor of the intervention once Jake says that it's "really not that bad".

yeah, i was looking at it as weird underwear or swimwear (is there something in this shape under all of Garak’s clothing to keep him warm??)

now you’re talking about him actually wearing it and just imagine starfleet issue shirtsuits

clearly they’re for the porn-parody version of star trek

Of course Jadzia is supportive. Jadzia could probably wear one.

Ahahahah, poor Jake. I imagine his fashion choices are forever scarred by the era he grew up in. He did eventually hit Advanced Puberty though and saw the light regarding those jumpsuits.

Poor, poor Garak. This is like a heel turn hide in shop and lock it down kind of outfit. IMAGINE IF IT HAD PSYCHEDELIC PATTERNS ON IT.

I just

are you supposed to wear it without real pants over it? like if you had that on under jeans, people would just think you had a very well tucked in polo shirt, right? is that the point, or was the combination shirt and crotch bag really a viable option for solo wear??

lostthehat asked: softly crying out of laughter to myself right now because the moment I saw that shirt-suit I thought that it wasn't beyond the realm of possibility that Bashir would totally wear that/something similar and now the mental picture isn't leaving. send help.

shush don’t tell anyone but bashir and his pipecleaner body type in that awful piece of clothing was literally my only reason for reblogging that

i am no help at all