The joder post got a lot of hilarious notes about minced oaths in other languages. Being home sick last week, I had some time to go through all the separate threads and put them all together (but I might have missed some). Enjoy the swearing!
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The German one made me laugh out loud. Frau Williams used to say schade all the time, probably totally sincerely, but now I’m just imagining her trying not to swear at us.