I can’t fucking figure out fucking ‘i saw mommy kissing Santa Claus’, it just gets sicker and weirder no matter how I frame it. Fuck this song.
But, okay, it’s like,
“What a laugh it would have been
if Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night”
This child is differentiating between Daddy and Santa, regardless of Santa’s identity. So even if Santa is Daddy, the kid is not clearly making that connection in the song.
Are we supposed to find this kind of ‘innocence’ cute or something?
Because this child is not only not bothered in the slightest thinking that their mother is kissing someone other than 'Daddy’, but also thinks 'Daddy’s’ reaction, whatever it would be, would have been hilarious.
SO what, like, random broken hearted shock? Some actual rage? Yelling?
Hilarity??
Do you hate your parents, child?
Fuck, I hate this song.
