I was not aware my leftovers would cause such trauma
Michelle: Hey, fuck you. It was you.
Me: what now?
Michelle: I was walking around here like, fuck I want Chinese, why do I want Chinese? And Anita told me about your pfchangs and I thought, ‘that bitch.’ What did you get? What did you get? ?
Me: kungpao chicken?
Michelle: oh god I hate you