How would B5 have gone if Na’Toth had stayed
I mean every time G’Kar tried to do something unwise she would’ve said no
Like “Na’Toth I’m going to take this dangerous telepath drug that was not made for Narns” and then she headbutts him and takes the dust away
I love her so much, I knew that meant she was not to last long when I started the series. She was too wonderful to last, apparently.
But dang, Na’Toth is like G’Kar’s mom while she’s there. “No, don’t do this thing, this is the actual worst thing I’ve ever heard what the hell is wrong with you, who gave you this position.”
“I respect your space and your position, but all your shit is fucking ridiculous.”
“…I’ll come with you to throw this man into space, yeah, we’re cool on this one.”
“I’m taking your illegal space acid and locking you in your quarters to think about what you’ve done.”
“Will you stop fucking going back to Centauri Prime, how many actual times to they need to try to murder you before you realize it’s a spectacularly poor idea?”My favorite part of her introduction is the way she’s so completely unsurprised that someone’s trying to kill him. You just know that she’s heard so much worse about him that this is tame. She’s been preparing to beat him up for weeks before she got here.
You can imagine him trying to sneak away from her, like in Chrysalis. “She’s out shopping, now is my chance to leave for Centauri Prime!”
RIght? LIke, ‘Ah, cool, my first day on the job, and it’s not anything serious, it’s just a murder plot, sweet. I can beat the fuck out of him, show him who is the boss while letting him think it’s him, and things will go Quite Well.’
Every time Garibaldi sees G’Kar leave without Na’Toth, three days later G’Kar is returned to the station being steered through security with her at his back and he is just >:{
It even happens on the station. She just starts following him everywhere, because he attracts problems.
It’s like a bodyguard chain. G’Kar protects Londo, she protects G’Kar. And then it stops there, because she protects herself too.
I’m now thinking, like, her and Vir sitting a few tables away from G’Kar and Londo at a restaurant, wearing suspicious hoods. They become a regular fixture there.
The problem with tonight is I want to draw absolutely every word of all the shit I am reblogging.
SUSPICIOUS HOODS <3 Na'Toth and Vir, though, god. Like at first she must be terrifying but they’re in this thing together and then they’re like Vir and Lennier got, all ‘Fucking BABY, I had to drag him out of his quarters drunk again and I STILL do not know what is going on at home, how am I going to work under these conditions, I - hold on, he’s about to do something stupid, that’s the 'I have a fantastically bad idea’ face. Back me up.’
BODYGUARD CHAIN like a tiny RPG, they all just follow around single file, fuck they’d be the most adorable little pixel people
And then Londo is officially the universe’s most unsettling Centauri, people are like “Yeah, so that Mollari just has this small herd of Narn that follow him everywhere? So fucking creepy, what is he DOING?”
The answer being that while it’s a bodyguard chain from Na'Toth up, it’s a bickering chain from Londo down.
(via theremharths)
