My Grandmother, who has never been to a convention and is going to her first one in September, just in time for her birthday (she's in her mid 70s) I think when I meet him, I'm going to wear my James Marsters shirt, and my James Marsters watch - not everyone has a James Marsters watch, you understand - and I'm going to get my picture taken with him, do you think they'll let me do that?

Me They should, you'll probably just have to pay for it. Fifteen dollars maybe?

Grandmother Oh, well I can do that. Good. Boy, I bet not many people have a grandmother who is out of her gourd like this.

Me It's okay, Grandmother, we're the same kind of 'out of her gourd'. I was up at midnight on Sunday night buying Babylon 5 action figures.

Grandmother OH, OH, OH, Babylon 5, Oh, I loved that program! I saw Bruce on TV the other day and I thought, "Oh, I haven't seen you since Babylon 5!" You know who I liked on that show? He wasn't really a main character, but I just loved him: Vir.

Me Ooohhhhhh noooooo, Vir, oh, I LOVE Vir, he is precious.

Grandmother Wasn't he, though? Just as sweet as can be, and oh, oh, and who was the fellow he was working for. L- Lan-

Me *restrained sigh* Londo Mollari.

Grandmother LONDO MOLLARI. OH, he was good, wasn't he?

Me He was the one I was buying an action figure of.

Grandmother Oh, we are kindred spirits, aren't we?

Me We so are.