also i scared the fuck out of some girl in the laundry room who was sitting on the floor in front of her dryer, so I didn’t see her

I came in and said, “One fucking FIFTY” out loud and she rocketed to her feet and shrieked.   

I’m really glad it isn’t just me that completely overreacts to the presence of people when I think I’m alone, haha.  

I apologized and she pretty just melted into her laundry, poor thing.