there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

"rad fibs to tell your parents"

"kim kardasasinlkjmnpisdklcjnsdoijlka"

"is my body done shrinking"