Me:*leans flagpole box in the hall by the door since it is storming pretty hard tonight and I can’t put the flag up but the box is also very large and doesn’t fit nicely much of anywhere else*

My brain: what if we forget that that’s there tomorrow and we trip over it and fall down the stairs and break our necks against the door and it takes days for anyone to find us and we can never paint again because we’re paralyzed from the fall

Me: holy fuck calm down no wonder we need meds