Bobs aren’t bad once you know how to do them. Get you a sandwich bag or some plastic wrap and a rubber band. Smooth her hair down as best you can then stuff her in the corner of the bag or cover her head in the plastic wrap. Then pull the plastic down smooth and rubber band tightly around her neck.

Make a mug or bowl of boiling hot water and stick her head in until it cools down. Then take off the rubber band and plastic, and cut around the hard crimp they’ll leave behind.

Poof:  bobbed hair.

I made a video showing that method!

and if the cuttin’ gets carried away, I made another video for shorter hair XD