as a femme, i want to feel graceful, delicate, and adored.
as a goblin, nothing infuriates me more than being treated like i’m precious.
do you see my problem?
Easy solution - you now get to be a goblin princess. Your adoring suitor(s) build you the clankiest trash heap in all the land, and then you - cackling with regal whimsy - dance upon it with them while you light the heap ablaze for funsies.
i…love this solution. so much??
Holy shit. We all need to throw a goblin princess bonfire tea party.
omg, yes. fucking tea party!! now i am complete.
goblin princess garbage fire tea party mood board
THE CAKE
goblin princess trash heap bonfire tea party by @falcon-chill !!!!
Can there be big stompy boots? Can I show up even though I’m a broken down alien robot?
yeah, duh.
i am going to wear the prettiest dress and the highest heels
May I escort you in cutoffs, barefoot, and carrying a puffball mushroom as a gift?
Everything I want to be. Ballgown composed of old clothes stitched with duct tape, crown of bent forks and knives crushed mirrors. MCDONALDS BAG FLATS.
