Can all the lesbians on my dash just hand the pretty girl a shiny rock or something already? I’m worried about you guys.
S c a r y
You go out there and claim your happy ending right now young lady. Grab it by the horns.
Pretty girls with horns???
Nope, no, it’s… it’s an expression.
I want a pretty girl with horns…
I’ve decided to not make motivational posts directed at lesbians anymore.
That’s fair.
Wait but is there a pretty girl with horns?
This post is over, lesbians. Go home.
(via chickwhodigs)
