This is what we in QA call “destructive testing”, so if it is any consolation to the OP, they probably experienced a ton of scenarios and dialogue along the way that very few players ever got to see/hear (and that was consequently probably glitchy and buggy as hell, because I’d be surprised if it had been fully tested XD)
In OP’s defense, going in with good intentions and then massively fucking up and having to flee from the law is pretty much the Van der Linde Gang’s MO