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Ohio is 100% accurate
Going to California like “an avocado! ….thanks.”
I got my copy of the Book of Mormon from my seatmate before I got off the plane in Utah.
Buckeye necklaces aren’t given to you when you get off a plane in Ohio. They are assembled unknowingly, piece by piece, as items are slipped into your pockets and purses by the local spirits. By the time you leave, you have buckeyes, pony beads, and leather cord and you figure you might as well do something with them, if for no other reason than to avoid being haunted by the State of Ohio for the remainder of your life.
What you do get as soon as you get of the plane in Ohio is an ear of corn chucked at your face.
… Why the fuck is Arizona a hairdryer in the face???
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