I walk into my mom’s house a few hours after texting her that I do not have a brain disease, she’s watching TV with her hair in a towel.
“Hey, it’s me”
“Hey, you. I’m watching Mystery Diagnosis.”
“Why would you do that?”
“I don’t know, just weird I guess.”
“Dude, I’ve been imagining myself on that show for the past month.”
“Oh, shit.”




