I walk into my mom’s house a few hours after texting her that I do not have a brain disease, she’s watching TV with her hair in a towel. 

“Hey, it’s me”

“Hey, you.  I’m watching Mystery Diagnosis.”

“Why would you do that?”

“I don’t know, just weird I guess.”

“Dude, I’ve been imagining myself on that show for the past month.”

“Oh, shit.”