that’s fucking fascinating, though?, like, it’s bullshit, but it’s fucking cool bullshit

RIGHT?  That’s why I keep looking at it, I’m like, oh my god, I have temporary red superpowers

it is probably the swelling making some particular rods and cones a little wonky, but this slight increase has me walking around like i’m part fucking hummingbird or some shit like, “I can see THE EXTRA COLOR”

this is my moment, all those years of wanting to be a magical girl in a manga and i’ve arrived and my power is ‘slightly more red in one eye’