cover letter:  you will change my life.  please rescue me.  formal closing.

resume: 

skills

• can continue to type while hollow inside for weeks on end
• fluent in tumblr
• doll.
• too many words when excited
• mac and cheese

experience

• stopped taking pain meds after surgery in order to paint
• accidentally walked into the dealer’s room at gallifrey one and purchased something before it opened
• cried in at least a dozen retail stock rooms
• own t-shirt that says ‘chaos coordinator’
• my grandfather used to give me money out of nowhere
  
• black friday in a macy’s

achievements

• unclogged bathroom sink 
• used lip balm all the way to bottom without losing it first
• too many words when excited