i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business
the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss
causing a ruckus
My client pleads not guilty on three charges of being back on his bullshit
Being an “incorrigible rogue” was a criminal offence in the UK until 2013 when it was finally repealed
“Causing catastrophe” is a charge I see occasionally at work
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