crumplelush:

scrabblezard:

bruhgender:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

miserablelittlesmugbastard:

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss

causing a ruckus

My client pleads not guilty on three charges of being back on his bullshit

Being an “incorrigible rogue” was a criminal offence in the UK until 2013 when it was finally repealed

“Causing catastrophe” is a charge I see occasionally at work

(via tinsnip)