Why does my brain keep torturing me with dreams like this, I’m EXHAUSTED and stressed the fuck out
I stayed home because I couldn’t calm down and I’m being startled by every single sound I hear, hooray 👍
A sound at the trucking company across the street: *occurs*
My brain: they know you didn’t go to work today and now they think you are worthless childish garbage and everyone disapproves of you
My heart: violently vibrating
A car: *rumbles over the badly maintained road in front of my house*
Brain: you don’t deserve to be hearing these sounds, those are the sounds only people who belong here today should have heard, you should be at work, as punishment I’m going to dump stress hormones into your bloodstream like a villain dumps sludge into a river on Captain Planet
Heart: *prepares to launch into orbit*
